Ok maybe I'll try....

Spencer took a very reluctant first step on April 30, 2017.  I know he's been ready for a while because he will push the baby walker around and when he needs to change directions he will lift it up pivot himself and the walker and go in a different direction.  Since his first steps he occasionally walks 10 or so feet  but continues to prefer to crawl.   Recently he has made up his mind that the best way to go is to simply be carried.  Smart cookie he is!!  And oh he will let you know what he thinks about you if you put him down on the floor.   He howls like a coyote and arches his back so far we are considering starting him in tumbling since he's close to doing a back over bridge.  Sorry Mr. Spoiled but sometimes I've got things to do that require 2 hands.